Toronto has two things to celebrate. maybe i'll even write a song about it....
first the Grey Cup - the grand and famous prize of the canadian football league (i'm not a football fan by any stretch, but still, the team won for the city).
but a grander and more wonderful prize is that our illustrious mayor, who is the most embarrassingly incompetent and uneducated person ever, has finally slimed his way out of his job. no more Ford!!!
Hooray and hallelujah, you had it coming to ya
goody goody for you
goody goody for us
and i hope you're satisfied, you rascal you. (ok, somebody else wrote that song, but it fits, except that the person here is much worse than a 'rascal'.)