THE BUM
BEAT
I
wrote this piece a number of years ago - can't remember exactly when,
but it had to be before 2001, maybe earlier, because that's when I
submitted it to "Dropped Threads", the anthology that
Marjorie Anderson and Carol Shields were putting together - stories
by women about things that we hadn't been told.
I had
the following response in December, 2001:
"Your
proposed topic, "Silence Around Sex", caught our interest
because of its unique angle and your writing style. We invite you to
send us a full piece of about 2000 words on this topic."
I sent
it, and received later, date unknown, this critique from Anderson and
Shields:
"An
energetic, candid account that has an appealing freshness and honesty
to it."
I
didn't make the final cut for publication, and somehow forgot about
the invitation to have it posted on the website for reader perusal,
so the work has simply languished in my files ever since. But now!!
Here it is for the world to discover and enjoy, much like myself in
discovering "the bum beat".
**************
My
first orgasm arrived like a secret lover stealing into my bed in the
night. Ten years old,
second
daughter in a Catholic family of then six, later eight children, I
lived in a naive and uncomplaining isolation. The business of life:
("Set the table; go outside to play; go to the store for me")
formed the conversation in our home, not any personal small talk.
Thoughts, wishes, dreams, ideas, fears, or even mundane recountings
of the day's events were never communicated. There was no tendency to
share, not even, it seemed, the memory of any interest. My private
and closed world, my self and soul, were enclosed by regulations
established in a pre-verbal order. I never questioned. I never
rebelled. It goes without saying that sex was not discussed.
And so
my sexual awakening was truly that. I awoke one morning with the
sweet memory of a thitherto unknown sensation. And, in my
unenlightened and inexperienced solitude, having no awareness of the
existence of sexual organs, I reasoned that this enjoyable throbbing,
which I found I could repeat endlessly by manipulating the general
area of the toilet functions, must be connected with the bum. It's
what I knew, in any case, so I called this satisfying pulse "the
bum beat".
The bad thing about leaving children alone in their minds is that they grow up not knowing how to relate to others, living in subordination to ancient fears or flights of fancy, or to their own underdeveloped solutions to problems of survival which, out necessity, they created. The good thing is the autonomy which they then take for granted. Everything is organized according to this very comprehensive, albeit primitive perspective. No problems.
I set
the bum beat to work like a new and delightful wind-up toy, keeping
it to myself, as I had been taught to do with all feelings, but
otherwise exploring, replaying anywhere, everywhere, and as often as
I could. If left alone, I would prostrate myself if possible, but no
matter what position my hands would fly to my crotch. In crowds I
discovered that I could "do it" by simply crossing my legs
and squeezing. I did this once on the sofa on a Sunday night when the
whole family was lined up in a row on either side of me watching Ed
Sullivan. Thanks, Ed. Or maybe thanks to whichever family supplied
the sex genes. A Ward aunt, (my mother's maiden name) was seated
immediately next to me, so perhaps it's true: 'The Ward lurks in
strange ways', as they so often say.
I got
in four good years of constructive sexual learning, or at least
practice, before falling victim to the Catholic Church's inimitable
brand of perversion - that unholy lie, created by self-hate, fear,
repression, and clod-like depredation; to wit: the lie that sexual
play is a sin. The specialized evil - misogyny - doesn't enter the
scene here. Masturbation is a sin for males and females alike. This
point was illustrated to me when, about eight or nine years after
graduation, I ran into a (male) friend I'd known in university.
Sitting in my kitchen, he atop a high stool, we had started
reminiscing about our early Catholic backgrounds and the humiliation
in general of the teen years. I have a perpetual vision of Tom,
rocking himself and the stool, wiping tears from his eyes, choking
and sputtering and teetering dangerously, as he tried to overcome his
laughing hysteria and tell me the priests' approach to high school
boys' confessions around the sin of "impure touching". I
had recently been in Gestalt therapy sessions where entering into the
"here and now" of the past was encouraged, nay, insisted
on, to promote healing. Tom must have been healed, as he pitched on
the perilous perch (which I like to think symbolized the pastoral
patriarchy), giggling with shame and self-consciousness and holding
himself in a straight-jacket embrace, until finally he regurgitated
the confessor's one defining interrogation: "Was there flow?"
Flow
indeed. Those many years later, in the 70's, "go with the flow"
was the new religion. But back in high school I discovered, having
overheard some older girls talking about it, and later looking up the
word in the dictionary for teenagers which I found in the home where
I occasionally babysat, that I was in fact masturbating. I read the
definition and shook my head sadly. Mortal sin. End of fun. I went
cold turkey for five years.
As it
turned out, it was a most efficacious method for improving the
frequency and intensity of my orgasms when I started to date a man in
university. I didn't touch myself impurely, but if he kissed me for a
while, you can imagine the release that five years of repression
would generate. Technically, I was innocent; (Catholic dogma: no
intent). Necking was probably putting myself "in the occasion of
sin", but again, vagueness in communication ruled, and moreover,
in university that level of sexual activity was the unspoken bottom
line, so to speak, a minimum requirement, but besides, I wanted to.
It didn't take long for me to orgasm, at which point I would
demurely, and in my most Catholic voice say, "I better go in
now". He, being Catholic too, would let me go. I always slept
well.
It was
many years later before I learned about the "double standard".
Unwittingly, I had turned the tables and taken my pleasure first,
quite selfishly and happily. I sleep even better now enjoying that.
But at university in that first year of being back "on the
beat', the April examinations came upon us and I went up north to
study, at a house whose owner was away. This first separation from my
partner, and the resulting sexual deprivation, combined with the
tension of academic pressure, hit me head-on one night as I bathed in
the old clawfoot tub. It was the first confrontation between sin and
my will, and I was forced to realize my own consciousness and admit
the conflict between being passive and getting some relief. So I
decided, in the quiet Muskoka evening, that not only did I want sex
more than the Church, but that I was probably in deep shit anyway,
for all those good sleeps. After five long years of never having hand
to hearth, I baptized myself in the waters of sin, with pleasure.
That
summer, I split up with my guy and was having a flirtation with a
co-worker. At some point, I decided I was going to have intercourse
just to find out how to actually do it. As I had continued in my own
world order and lack of information, I had no idea either that men
sometimes "used" women; that there existed a kind of
battleground in an area where I thought we should just have fun. I
hadn't known of the silly rules that men make up nor that this
competition for power resulted in a premium on women's virginity.
When the summer guy asked me if I was a virgin, I didn't know why he
asked, but I told him "yes" because I was. But after our
tryst, he kept harping on it, confusing and irritating me. I didn't
get it and didn't care, but even though I was annoyed, the confidence
I had from my own sexual autonomy made his blather irrelevant, so I
just didn't listen. it was only when I went back with the university
guy and eventually slept with him that Christmas, that I discovered
my virginity was still intact. Up until that very unmistakable moment
of penetration (which occurred coincidentally with the cat's
epileptic fit), my hymen had not been affected by my previous lover's
smallish member. So my attempt to become a roué
of sexual dalliance was for nought. I remained unsophisticated, and,
for the male sensibility, pure. The virgin buster had had no reach.
My
education continued and I graduated to the wealth of misinformation
that men like to disseminate. The university guy informed me after
were making love regularly, and my physical satisfaction was out in
the open, as it were, that women didn't have orgasms. He'd read that.
The book, of course, written by a man. This was the sixties, before
the revolution, or public discussions, or sitcoms where everybody
knows everything about everyone's sexual habits, but still. In the
darkness of this earlier time I handled it by deferring to my only
authority - my silent and private autonomy of old. I assured him that
in fact, women do orgasm, because I did, and we left it at that.
There
were other happy surprises which have confirmed the blessings
inherent in just relaxing and letting yourself feel good (or making
yourself feel good if nothing "comes" on its own - like my
original secret lover did). I remember the shock when after some
years of experience I pleasured myself on the floor and, sitting up,
saw in a floor mirror that my genitals were actually dripping a
profuse viscous liquid. I had always thought all that goo came from
the guys. That's where the emphasis of sex information always was and
nobody told me otherwise, so I had the additional pleasure and
delight of discovering the physical proof of my own erotic
productivity and role.
Another time, I was just lying nude, my
stomach to my man's (also nude) back, and just squirmed myself to
orgasm: no plan, no expectation, no manipulation, no "spot",
or method. This serendipity also occurred relatively late in my
sexual career, after imagining that I'd done it all - proof to me not
only that I hadn't, but that "being" does indeed conquer
"doing" sometimes.
I
always come back to the bum beat, like an old and dear friend. It has
prevailed, rolling over men's ignorance and the other numerous trials
of life that come my way. It has been the succour to hurts and
frustrations, fatigue and the limitations that life encounters. Once
when I worked in a government office, the environmental tension was
so great it forced me into the washroom during my break, just
so I could get myself back to normal. Now, so many years and
lovers later, I find comfort, freedom, creativity, and, dare I say,
spiritual connectedness in this expression of life's most constant
and commanding force. The orgasm is the essence of our beings, the
wave we rode in on; it was our first sense of ourselves, and we were
alone. Personally, I like to return to that old self. I need my place
in the cosmos, my isolation, to be my choice and I need it to feel
good.
The
bum beat, in its primal position, perseveres and is true, like the
heartbeat, in dignity and confidence.
The
bum beat rules.
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